I HAVE EATEN ALL OF THE CAKE. AND SEEN ALL OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS.

( possibly spoilery reaction )

Someday, I will be mature enough to make chocolate chip cookies without in the process eating enough raw cookie dough to make me sick to my stomach.

Someday, but apparently not this day. Urgh, that was a mistake. A delicious, chocolatey mistake.

I've been reading Mark Reads Harry Potter for ages (and if you haven't read it GO DO THAT NOW ( Read more... )

 
So it turns out that if I got too long without writing any fic, my brain decides to turn the dial up to eleven and just start throwing the most ABSURD plots imaginable at me until I can't think of anything else. Case in point: for the last two weeks I have not been able to stop thinking about, and plotting, the HP AU where Dumbledore and ( Read more... )

Title: You Were Invincible (Weren't We All Once?)
Rating: PG-ish
Warnings: none
Wordcount: 774
Summary: Albus Dumbledore knows a few things about love.
Notes: I need to make a list of things I actually did like about Deathly Hallows (um. It will be a short list.). Right at the top will be Dumbledore's Secret Tragic Doomed Love For A Dark Wizard, because ( Read more... )

Gaaaah so tired ( Read more... )

Title:
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco, explicit and implied
Rating: M 
Spoilers: spoiler-ish for end of Deathly Hallows, if you're one of the three people who hasn't read it yet, but not quite canon
Disclaimer: Trust me - if I owned HP, the 6th book would never have happened, and the 7th book might have made sense.
Warnings: almost-sex, ( Read more... )

Okay, I was looking at some Albus Severus/Scorpius fanart on dA, and someone said something about HPDM being kind of burned out as a pairing by the last book, since in the Epilogue they are both married and have offspring. And it made me realize something. Well two things actually.

1) We have no proof whatsoever that Draco ever got married. I mean, ( Read more... )

Title: Illusions of Love
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks
Rating: M (ish)
Spoilers: brief spoiler for Deathly Hallows, if you're one of the three people who hasn't read it yet
Disclaimer: Trust me - if I owned HP, the 6th book would never have happened, and the 7th book might have made sense.
Warnings: non-graphic sex, adult ( Read more... )